@_tajma_

class="content__text" When you ordered a tall glass of water from Dirty French…

January 27, 2023

class="content__text" Merry Christmas everyone!! From my family to all of yours 🫶🏾 This year we didn’t get to do our annual money dance for my dad but we’re doubling our the pot next year!! And y’all know every year my older brother has to mess up the pic with one of his dumb faces. None the less please enjoy our lil family dump.

January 17, 2023

class="content__text" Art Basel almost ruined me! Y’all someone stole my phone and I lost my voice. But I was having so much fun, no one could see the damsel in distress in me. Or hear my poor cries longing for the sound of the ring when your card goes through seeping out of my pores. So always keep a credit or debit under your titty, Apple Pay can be your end of a “nah I got this” time if lost or stolen.

January 17, 2023

class="content__text" Eh hem..excuse me while I write this public love letter to @kushqueenshop .. i love you… The end. Nah but y’all…if my mom ever seen one of our friends or family smoking they were deemed a vagabond and we were told we can’t hang with them..but my mom arm been hurting here & there and with thanksgiving coming, I pulled up on her with this melt lotion. it’s fast so about 5 mins in badow pow! she said her arm feeling fine.. she thought oh a miracle! & of course asked where I got it and yadda yadda anyways at the end I told her it was weed lotion and “if you can’t smoke it rub it” so without further ado! I’m proud to say, I broke the binding ropes of shame and stereotypes that D.A.R.E had on my beautiful Haitian family. To my old friends, y’all welcomed back to her house, to my family you’re welcome…smoke in front of her now while you enjoy your “healing journey” (but be careful I didn’t get to our aunties yet so don’t be popping up tomorrow with an L in hand) Ps. Thank you for my goodies Kush Queens

December 17, 2022

class="content__text" It’s my muthaaaaaaaaaa f**king birthday!!!!! 1st off thank you!!! Cause before I even posted y’all been calling, texting, dming and posting. I really appreciate all the love cause y’all represent what I put in. I ain’t no superstar…yet but y’all make me feel like one 😭😭 To my closest friends and family y’all can call me “daughtor” in that loving respectful manner y’all not my mommy but y’all have taken the time to give me a safe space to grow and learn and I appreciate all y’all. I would @ but there is so many. Ps. To my man I love you ni**a ❤️‍🔥 Oh and @miscreantslondon this dressssssssss ahhhhhh thank you!! @wigshamer on the hair….ahhhhh you ate your f***infg ate!!

October 17, 2022

class="content__text" What those 4AM calls look like! 😭😭 but shes literally 1 of my fav people to style! #pfw This was definitely a blue coincidence y’all peep the car in the back 🥹 @iam_janaye in @zimmermann for Paris Fashion Week

October 17, 2022

class="content__text" Just walking up to y’all timelines and delivering this #Nyfw dump… my friends and family say I don’t post enough but here’s an update on life…. - Still that gurrrrl - Still a 🤡 - Still pole dancing at home - Still pretending someone got hurt in my family to not attend things - Was a contacted brand manger for 6 months - Became a Fashion consultant at Çois Agency - Became assistant manger at Missoni - Got a two bedroom Apt so now y’all hoes got a guest room - & Learning Mandarin The End

October 17, 2022

class="content__text" I’ve been having a good streak of Caribbean elder Approval like every time I’ve gone to a family event I’ve either met their expectations or exceeded it. they love to show me around the room and introduces me to da mens dem like I’m manless…until Monday July 25th at 5:42 PM my great aunt who I haven’t seen in 3 months gone tell me “ahhh my Taj you’re getting fat..”the relationship Taj was like who give a fuck! you happy as hell sis and the Caribbean Taj started prepping my bad bitch retirement party. Anyways here’s a short hair dump 🥹

August 17, 2022

class="content__text" Y’all I’m done sleeping on my side profile.. And I’m now taking wannabe model out my profile (book me hoe) 🥹 I’ve been touched by the 1 of the bests from hair & makeup and now no one can tell me shiiiiiiiit I can't wait for you all to see this incredible @riotpicks project. This hair art was created by Vernon, piece by piece alongside Oscar & Brian. Creative Director @iam_janaye Lead MUA @officialsheiks Lead stylist: me Assistant stylist: @g4_6ix Lead Nail tech: @nails_by_yoko Project Manager: @karenpredestin Lead Hair: @vernonfrancois@__oskie__@brianjamesborg

July 17, 2022

class="content__text" One of my beautiful cousins got married during the week and she hosted an open bar. Now because my Haitian parents were in attendance it resulted that I couldn’t frequent the bar as much as I wanted to. So I devised a plan to 1. I make friends with the waiters. 2. After I’ve gained their confidence in our friendship I ask that they bring me Moscow Mules, 3. upon delivery announce “here’s your water mam” creating the disguise. Now as my plan was unfolding every time they came over my dad and I exchanged funny eye contact to which I would raise the glass in a fake approval toast…Later to my demise I learned he was looking at me funny because the table setting already came with a full cup of water. So I was only fooling myself and wasting ppls spy time.

June 17, 2022

class="content__text" Wow what a weekend! My heart was soo full. Who woulda thought my match making skills were marriage quality. Watch out married at first sight I’m coming for you gurls. Lmao no but on a serious tip I’m so happy for these two! I had front row seats to witness this journey blossom from a relationship to a Union filled and bounded by love. I adore you both and wish nothing but joy, love, success and health for you two. Thank you again for allowing us to be a part of it. 🥹💕 Pro tip. If you ever feel like you’re gonna cry just by looking at the bride go bug eyed and I mean as wide as you can open your eyes….yeah you’ll look crazy but you’ll save your make up before you walk down with your partner….. you’re welcome

June 17, 2022

class="content__text" Did you guys hear about the power outlet with legs?…….it was a plug walk.

May 17, 2022